Sunday, December 31, 2006

Does It Get Any Better?

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New Year's Eve with the Chicago Bears whuppin' the cheeseheads on the HD and me in my new orange Urlacher jersey downing steak and champagne with my wife at my side...

Does it get any better? I say "No!"

Even if I was still in Chicago and had tickets to the game, I would STILL prefer: New Year's Eve with the Chicago Bears whuppin' the cheeseheads on the HD and me in my new orange Urlacher jersey downing steak and champagne with my wife at my side...

Cold and 39 degrees and rainy at game time? It'll be in the upper 70's here. We're heading to the beach tomorrow. Honest to God: The beach!

Is this the last game for Bert Farvererer or whatever that loser's name is? Like I care. Still, I found a poll. Over on the left! Check it out!

More later,


Mark

Friday, December 22, 2006

Over at the other site..

My ongoing holiday gift to you continues over at:

Holiday Movies

The current lineup of holiday movies for your online entertainment now includes:

1.) It's a Wonderful Life
2.) Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
3.) A Christmas Carol
4.) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

On Christmas Eve, I will add another surprise!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Enjoy!

More later!


Mark

Sunday, December 17, 2006

A Great Honor!

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I was stunned to wake up this morning to discover that I was named Time magazine's "Person of the Year!" It's been a wild year and, sure, this is long overdue. But, nonethless, I was overwhelmed.

Thanks, Time!

More later,



Mark

Sunday, December 10, 2006

A New Feature!

While messing around at Google Video the other day, I discovered MANY holiday movies available in the public domain, including my all-time favorite, "It's a Wonderful Life."

So, I created a new site called "Holiday Movies" that is linked to Mark's World. All you have to do if you are on a wireless connection (dial-up users, beware!) is click on the link below to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" any time, day or night!

It's my holiday gift to you!

Try it:

Holiday Movies

Enjoy!

More later,



Mark

Saturday, December 09, 2006

We Have Liftoff!

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I gotta tell ya, it is pretty cool to walk out your front door and watch the Space Shuttle streak into space!

The first thing I ever remember wanting to be was an astronaut, and I have remained a closet NASA geek over the years. Frankly, I am in heaven here on the Space Coast.

I watched the previous Shuttle liftoff from atop the Mambo's Bar roof at the Cocoa Beach Holiday Inn. And Mary and I caught a glimpse of the one before that from Kissimmee when she visited last summer.

But THIS one was spectacular! The horizon glowed gold and then the Shuttle appeared and roared into the sky. We could even see the solid fuel tanks separate as we watched with the neighborhood on a clear, 60-plus-degree night.

The forecast for Sunday: 74 degrees and sunny. Monday: 77 degrees.

We are still getting moved in. Today's purchase was for a new Frigidaire washer and dryer. We decided on the quieter, more energy efficient front-load models from Appliance Direct, the local appliance supercenter with the most annoying commercials. We got a great deal (not even Internet sellers could compete) and they threw in a free year's supply of Tide detergent and Bounce fabric sheets, as a bonus Plus we like the brand, having installed a Frigidaire dishwasher and fridge in the last place.

How annoying are the Appliance Direct commercials? Check one out for yourself:

Annoying Appliance Direct Ad

Makes me wanna go slap a truck... But they have a skilled staff, no hard sell and great prices. The set was delivered and installed within two hours. Which still gave us time to Christmas shop. Ah... Gift cards...

Later we visited City Tropics Bistro, just over the Melbourne Causeway for some snacks and some liquid refreshments...

City Tropics

The tree gets tricked out Sunday. The Bears will play on Monday. And since I am not way up north: Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

More later,


Mark

Monday, December 04, 2006

OK, But The Picture Was Great ...

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... Even if the game sucked...

The first – and perhaps only – purchase in the post-move era was a 42-inch Hitachi Ultravision plasma television. You've seen the ad:

Cool Hitachi Ad

Bright House was here, uhm, bright and early Saturday to hook up the cable and the WiFi (they hook up the phone next weekend) and gave us a hand hooking up the new television. As a result, the Bears LOOKED good in HD even if they looked bad in reality.

Rex: I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball (with props to Ty Webb).

Total monthly savings with Brighthouse vs. Comcast/SBC/Ameritech: $125. In a year, that almost pays for the Hitachi (OK, 15 months. But, still, I needed it).

The house is about half-way put together (Mary is doing great!). We're setting up a guest bedroom with an Elvis theme and we'll have a home office featuring some of the best Bears memorabilia. The master bedroom is nice and we are both in love with the master bathroom: double vanity, HUGE shower, HUGE closet.

Louie is adjusting. He hid most of Saturday and then came out at night to watch HBO boxing with us. He took his rightful place in bed: On his "blankie."

All is well in his world...

More later!


Mark

Thursday, November 30, 2006

We're back!




To all of our friends and and relatives and former colleagues and other well-wishers:

Today is the first day of the rest of our summers...

I put this page on hold back in July. I was happy with my job and VERY happy with Florida, but all was not well in Mark's World.

When we put the house on the market in June, similar homes had sold in 9-27 days. A month passed. Then two.

We became painfully - and personally - aware of the slow down in the real estate market. We had not signed up for a painfully long separation.

Then came months three, four and five.

In October, amidst a horrible couple of weeks that saw many bizarre turns of events culminating in the sudden death of our beloved elder cat 'Tude, came the call: We had a legitimate offer on 1019 Boxwood Drive.

What's more, we couldn't be happier with the great, new owners.

Last week I returned home to help complete the packing of our 15,400 pounds of possessions. Within minutes Monday of the movers pulling away from the curb, we hit the road. The car was pointed due south. We had assigned power of attorney to our wonderful representative and the closing was Thursday. On Friday, we - Mary, Louis J. Cat and I - move into our newly rented home.

It will be partly cloudy and 83 degrees, here. Good luck with that snow...

We will miss all of you who have meant so much to us over the years, but we are extremely ecstatic to be reunited exactly where we have long wanted to be. We have been touched by the many acts of kindness (and documented notions of potential entanglements with gators) and we will never forget our time in Illinois or those who made it so memorable.

Meanwhile, in this intuitive age in which we live, we may be far away in miles, but always as close as a blog, an email or a phone call. Never has this been more clear than in this, the season of the Bears. I have a found a bar inhabited by the best Chicago football fans. I stream WBBM post-game coverage. I download both WBBM podcasts and the NFL recaps on iTunes. I read the best Chicago newspaper columns on the Web, visit www.chicagobears.com and tapes of each game are mailed from Illinois to my Dad who converts them to DVD (with the expressed, written consent of the National Football League, of course).

Meanwhile, we have guest rooms. Perhaps today is the day you decide that you have had enough of Illinois winters. Need a break? Give us a call!

More later,


Mark (and Mary and Louie)

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Well, It's Not a Podcast, But...

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Talk about a face for radio...

I spent Saturday NOT hanging out at the beach or house-hunting, but living on the air on WMEL AM-920 as a guest on the Matthew Bronson Show.

Matthew is a local realtor who does a live Saturday morning radio broadcast. He always has a live local music act playing in and out of breaks and talks to local people about local things.

Hence, I was a last-minute addition to the show...

I believe the picture above, which Matthew took, captures my familiar, bewildered-but-humored expression quite well. I might make it my official portrait. Next to me is Terry, bass player and official photographer of the John Quinlivan Band.

If you are in need of a fun band:

JQB

For your photography needs:

Wallace Photography

In need of a smart realtor:

Matthew Bronson

The band was fun, Matthew was a fine host and a good time was had by all. And, Ken the Handyman not only plays in the band, but he is also an advertiser! If you would like to relive the 11:15 a.m. to 12 p.m. segment of the Matthew Bronson Show, go here:

Mark on The Air

More later,


Mark

Thursday, July 20, 2006

A Break From Breaking News...

The last time I checked in, I was living the suite life at the Holiday Inn Express...

Now, I have moved to new digs in Cocoa Beach. I literally walked out of my door after getting settled in, hung a right and in 60 seconds, this was my view:

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Nice. I mean, would I prefer the house was sold, Mary was here and this chapter was closed? Sure. Absolutely. Did I mention this was my view?

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It seems business is starting to pick up in terms of the house back in good, ol' Crystal Lake... However, if you are interested, you might be able to pitch us a last minute offer. For details, go here:

Our house

Meanwhile, I am getting settled in with the staff at Hometown News. In my senior editor role, I oversee the seven newspapers published from the Melbourne office which cover Brevard County in central Florida. We chronicle it all from bank robberies to Space Shuttle launches and landings to turtle nests to award-winning pit bulls:

Pit Bull Story

And we deliver it free. From West Palm Beach to Ormond Beach we distribute 526,000 free newspapers along more than 200 miles of fabulous Florida coastline.

I just worked my first community event, downtown Melbourne's Friday Fest. The outpouring of reader support and genuine love was something to behold. Folks love Hometown News. Yes, I said "love." Twice. Actually, three times. In a short time Hometown News has made a huge impact and it fun to be here and especially fun to imagine what the future has in store for this spirited staff.

I am surrounded by a lot of special people. They are all wonderful folks and they sure work hard to fill the various newspapers we publish every week.

Meanwhile, I keep busy in my spare time between work, learning the area, neighborhood hunting and turtle nest defilement. Mary flew down over the Fourth of July weekend in a desperate attempt to rekindle our marriage. It was successful. We toured the area, checked out some homes and actually spent the Fourth at the Happiest Place on Earth (for us): Old Town in Kissimmee:

Old Town

A couple of weeks ago, I got to visit my grandmother, Grandma Kuglich, on her 91st birthday.

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Aunt Judy cooked Grandma's favorite meal - roast, potatoes, green beans, salad - and capped it off with a huge ice cream cake. Mom and Dad drove over from Ormond Beach and a fun time was had by all.

In June, I actually got the chance to spend Father's Day with my Dad. He woke up early to cook eggs and while he didn't serve me breakfast in bed, I had to give the guy a break. He hasn't spent Father's Day with his kids for a long, long time. I told him: "Next year, you serve the paper and the breakfast to me IN BED!"

Sheesh. Dads. Hey, you try your best to raise them...

My best to all. Thanks for the emails and continued love (four times!) and support.

More later,


Mark

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

You Have Questions! I Have Answers!

Well, let's check the mail bag and see if there is anything I can clear up for all of you loyal Mark's World visitors...

Here's one entitled "Are you getting my emails?" Another is entitled: "You get fired already?" Next is "Whatever Happened to Mark Sweetwood?"

These and the very many others are all fair questions. I AM getting your emails. I HAVEN'T been fired, yet. And Mark Sweetwood IS alive and well and living in sunny Florida.

I probably owe you all a bit of an explanation. After a 1,400-mile, two-day trek I showed up for work on my first full day in Florida June 2 and new boss Tammy Raits introduced me to the Daytona staff of Hometown News and then gave me a quick tour of my new surroundings in the beautiful Melbourne area. When I arrived at my new temporary home, I crashed for a long sleep and then began a new routine:

Work. Sleep. Figure out where to live. Repeat.

Since piling up 1,400 miles to get here, in two weeks I have added an additional 1,100 miles simply by going to work and then driving around.

Where am I staying? Well, I'm not really an editor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

Thank you. Thank you very much... Sadly, many of you waited two weeks for that joke...

So, I decided to back off Mark's World for a couple weeks because, like many of you, I have a job to go to each day. Blogs are for the unemployed and the dreamers! Actually, I just needed to focus on learning a new system, a new staff's name, directions to where I have to be every day and all sorts of important stuff that had to displace useless information from the past year like "'Cheaters' is on at noon."

Did you know they changed the AP Stylebook since I last looked at one in 1993? Seriously!

Now that I am getting a little more comfortable, I will continue to get caught up on my emails and I pledge to update this site more frequently. I was on quite a tear before I left Illinois and it is obvious that a few of you just got spoiled.

Seriously, I appreciate the interest and the love that flows from all of you and I am lucky to have so many friends, relatives and acquaintances who care enough to relentlessly accuse me of being a lazy shirker.

I am taking some pictures to augment the site so stay tuned!

Meanwhile, there has been one small change in protocol here at Mark's World. In the past, I allowed any and all anonymous rabble to post comments here. Well, a nameless person thought it would be cute to post something here that frankly was as confounding as it was amusing. I wasn't sure what it was. Hence, the origin of the word "confusing." And, with the increased traffic, we were getting ads from "spambots" posted among the replies.

So, to keep everything on the up-and-up, the Mark's World executive committee has voted and you now must register to post here. Sorry for the hassle. Don't worry, it's painless. If you don't trust the system, simply email me your Social Security (Wait, let me look that up ... Yes, it is still capitalized...) number and I will handle the registration for you.

More later!


Mark

Friday, June 02, 2006

The Eagle Has Landed ... And Crashed

As composed, mostly, at 8:30 a.m. but not posted until 9:30 p.m.:

Boy, dial-up sucks.

It sucked at the La Quinta Inn and it sucked at my parents house, having arrived there at 7:30 p.m. last evening.

Yesterday represented nine hours of power driving putting me in the driver's seat for 22 of the previous 32 hours setting a new personal record that I never plan to best. I already told Mary that after I fly back to finalize the move and return with her and the cats that she is doing most of the driving... The parents greeted me in true Southern style: Champagne and chicken wings!

Ya might might be a redneck if yer chicken wing gets caught in yer champagne flute... In some circles, that was hailed as comedy. In others, it was a sign of the death of comedy. I'm nothing if not versatile.

The wings were outstanding! It was great to see the parents and they even helped get me ready. In tandem, they ironed my shirt...

Today I get to meet the Daytona staff of Hometown News and then head to meet the Melbourne staff. I am excited!

I listened to the Ken Blanchard (of "One Minute Manager" fame) audiobook "The Leadership Pill" as part of yesterday's nine-hour iPod entertainment extravaganza and was thoroughly impressed. He summed up the principles of effective leadership far better than I ever could. It's a must-have for every manager's bookshelf (or iPod). For me it was a great reaffirmation that my principles - as drilled into me by mentors and the school of hard knocks - are sound.

Thanks to all for your emails and blog posts and phone calls and instant messages, etc. We're setting some records as far as traffic over here on Mark's World and I am completely amazed. When I am less exhausted I will answer your emails and post a more complete update...

Now, I am the victim of a caffeine crash. That's what happens when your trip is fueled by Coke Black and more Coke ... and you stop...

More later,


Mark

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Pardon Me Boy.....

CHATTANOOGA, TENN. – Some life lessons gleaned along the road during my 13-hour, five-state trek Wednesday:

• Yes, I meant "five-state trek." I notched a corner of Georgia in addition to the expected Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky and Tennessee.

• My suspicions were verified: Just about every state does roads better than Illinois. In my various attempts to leave Illinois, I kept hitting traffic jams due to construction work. Well, when you have already insufficient six-lane roads encircling a major city like Chicago and you close one or two lanes, traffic is going to be a nightmare. Why did I encounter eight-lane and even 10-lane and 12-lane roads around "lesser" municipalities like Louisville and Nashville? Seems like somebody somewhere has a better plan.

• Oh yeah: None of these roads was a toll road. Apparently, moving people around is an actual priority.

• Diamond lanes. One extra lane is a diamond lane which needs to be traversed by a vehicle with more than one person during peak hours.

• Cheapest gas so far: $2.5999 in Bowling Green, Kent.

• Most expensive gas: Whatever I paid when I tanked up the last time in Illinois.

• I spent 13 hours on the road but the net effect was 14 hours when you factor in Eastern Standard Time.

• I am moving slowly Thursday.

• The editors of Mark's World voted the 2002 Kia Sportage as "Car of the Year" due to its great performance.

• What Mark and the Kia dealer service team missed: The interior light is out.

• Trip highlight: Pulling in to the La Quinta after 13 hours.

• Scariest moment: Flying down the mountain about 35 miles north of Chattanooga in the dark in the rain with scores of yellow warning signs alerting drivers of the peril. All trucks had to be individually inspected before they were even allowed to head down.

• Scariest scent: The scent of burning brakes was thick in the air during the downhill slalom.

• Most breathtaking view: Probably from the top of the mountain had it not been dark and/or raining.

Today's trip agenda: Heading south on Route 75 toward Atlanta (reputation as the worst traffic hazard of the trip) and then I'll knife my way into Florida. Thanks for all the blog posts and the emails!

More later.

Mark

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Where in the World is Mark's World?

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To give you an idea of the trip at hand, the above map should serve as a handy guide. Click on it to make it even bigger!

After a heartfelt farewell to the cats and Mary, I got about 10 hours of road ahead of me today. I plan to wind my way from Illinois over to Indiana and down into Kentucky and, then, Tennessee. I toyed with the idea of hanging at Graceland in Memphis, but I want to get a little further south. On Thursday it's into Georgia and then deep into Florida with at least a rest stop in Ormond Beach to see the parents.

This, by the way, is a near-identical trip that my niece Angela and her husband Fred will take a mere 48 hours later as they celebrate their first anniversary with a trip to Daytona! How bizarre is that timing?? Maybe we'll all hook up this weekend...

I have my camera phone and when I hit a wireless connection somewhere, I will post some shots of the sites along the way. Stay tuned!

More later,


Mark

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Ready to Move Out!

I'm reminded, for some odd reason, of the checklist that Robin would go through as Batman powered up the Batmobile on the old TV show of my youth:

Robin: "Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed."
Batman: "Roger, ready to move out."

Likewise, I am ready to move out. For weeks now I have made a mental checklist of all the things I needed to do/pack/buy. The realtor/handyman/painter team is signed. The Pod is filled and stored while the new iPod and clothes will soon board the Sportage. I've bought enough caffeine for an around-the-world trip.

Two days. One man. 400-plus tunes. Plus, turbines to speed, if, indeed, that actually is anything on an actual car...

For the third time in my life, I'm leaving Illinois. I left after college graduation and headed to Dallas, Texas in 1982. I returned with a drawl. I left in 1988 for upstate New York and returned four years later after meeting wonderful people including my future wife. Who knows what I'll encounter this time? But it is bound to be an adventure.

But I have nearly everything I need: A wonderful wife, two cats, an iPod. Well everything but a job. That's waiting for me in Florida and I cannot wait to get there!

Don't get me wrong: If anyone ever offers you an extended period of mid-career sloth, take them up on it. It's a good way to find your old happy self, reset your bearings and recharge your batteries. But that life lacks the geometry of the daily work routine with its early rises and deli lunches and crises de jours. There is a selfish joy of accomplishing something with others that is hard to replace with book writing and occasional consulting gigs. Everyone wants to feel like they belong somewhere.

We feel like we belong in Florida.

On one hand, It's tough to leave so many friends and family behind. My brother and sister and I will have to work a little harder to stay close. But we will spend hours on the phone and now have this new fangled Internet thing to help out. As for other folks, well, when you live about an hour from Walt Disney World, you know you are going to have visitors. Plus, we have parents, aunts, cousins and a grandma all in Florida. Something tells me we won't get too lonely...

I just realized something the other day: This 14-year stint in Crystal Lake was the longest I ever lived in one place in my 46 years! Wow! Well, it must be time to move on, then...

Here's another life lesson: There are always new adventures ahead. It's natural to fear moving on or ahead or into another direction. It's often easy to just go with the flow especially if what's most important to you is the mortgage payment, the company car and some odd sense of prestige. But in the cool, dark, calm of the night, when the only voice you can really hear - the only voice that truly matters - is your own, it is then you realize that you are nothing if you are not true to yourself.

Folks who have known me for a while will pardon one more telling of this old confession: I look goofy in a beard. So, I have to shave routinely. To shave, I need a mirror. To use a mirror, I cannot be ashamed of the view. There are a lot of guys with beards - figurative and otherwise - who I often wonder about. But I am at peace with myself and my decisions and that's all that matters in the final analysis.

Likewise, your inner-voice is all that should matter to you. Onward and upward, as they say.

I'm leaving Wednesday morning for a two-or-three-day tour to Florida. Check in to chart my progress! The map goes up Wednesday morning!

More later,


Mark

Monday, May 29, 2006

A Quick Note to Grads

(FORMER EDITOR'S NOTE – Way back on May 14, 1986, in the Peoria Observer, I dedicated a column to the Class of 1986, giving them my version of a commencement address. Well, I have received so many requests that I republish it (mostly from those little voices inside my head) that I decided to dust it off, freshen up the references and update my blog. Congratulations to all graduates everywhere!)

It's graduation season and, yes, it has happened again.

Every year at this time I prepare a commencement address and, every year, I'm not asked to deliver it.

My old alma mater, Bradley University hasn't called. None of the local high schools have searched me out as a guest speaker. The middle schools haven’t called, either...

So, this year I’m publishing my speech on my blog. Feel free to use it, should you find yourself invited to give some kind of commencement address. I ask only that you credit your source (something like, "In occasions such as this, I am legally compelled to recall of the words of that great orator, Mark M. Sweetwood, who wasn’t asked to speak tonight even though he is probably sitting home this very minute playing 'Godfather' on his PlayStation2.'').

Greetings Class of 2006.

As you prepare to embark down the road to the real world, let me offer these words of wisdom: The road to the real world is pretty poorly paved. In fact, it is strewn with potholes, rocks and bits of gravel. Oh, yes, and there will be detours and obstructions. Just when your think you found the right road, you’ll be lost. As you travel that road, watch for the sign that says, "Real World, Next Exit." Take that exit, go down a block and turn left at the first stoplight. Go down that street about a quarter mile, until you come to the riverboat casino, which is down the street from the micro-brewery.

The real world is right in between there. You can't miss it.

I hope that helps you.

As I look around today, I'm intrigued to think of you as the leaders of tomorrow. Well, perhaps "intrigued" isn't the right word. Actually, I'm scared to death. To think that the very people who pay real money to download Shakira on iTunes will be the same people running the world in 10 or 20 years, well, it just sends shivers up my spine. As I look upon you, I see a sea of pizza box hats and gowns. What's this supposed to be: A convention of cross-dressing Domino deliverers? (Pause for forced obligatory laughter mixed with jeers). Uhm, not that there's anything wrong with cross-dressers... I loved "TransAmerica." Well, I would have loved it if I had actually seen it... The point is, I am open-minded enough to not have specifically avoided it...

Tonight, oh mighty Class of 2006 at (insert school's name here), you are crossing that bridge from silly mixed-up teens to adulthood. As adults, you will find new responsibilities. There's auto insurance, doing your own laundry (and keeping the blue "I Only Come to Wrigley Field for the Beer and to Boo Dusty Baker” t-shirt out of the sweat socks pile), qualifying for a mortgage and watching "The Home and Garden Channel," just to name a few.

Some of you will choose to go to college (if this is a college commencement, change this line to "Some of you will sober up."). Some of you will master a trade. Some of you will choose to raise a family.

Whatever path to the real world you choose, I want you to remember this: Don't be afraid of failure. Many of our most prominent doctors and lawyers are failures. Some don’t have the slightest idea what it is that they are talking about. In fact, without pointing fingers, there's a lawyer here tonight who used to think "Juris Prudence" was a Beatles song.

True, he's a failure as far as the law goes. But he still makes more money than broken down former editors who give commencement addresses. It's all so relative.

Oh, Class of 2006 at (insert name of school here), just as the acorn will eventually grow to be the mighty oak if it isn't devoured by the squirrels, so shall the Class of 2006 grow to be the mighty leaders of tomorrow, if you aren’t eaten by the squirrels. So be careful and close your windows at night, so squirrels won't sneak into your bedroom while you are asleep.

And don’t eat peanut butter at bedtime. It attracts squirrels, you know.

Anyway, the message I want to leave with "Generation KY" tonight is: "Do the Dew." Yes, I know that is a rather vacuous bit of logic that could lead to disaster. But you TV generation kids seem to like it, so I thought I'd just say it. Also, "Which Mac are you?" (Pause for answer.) How about: "Is it in you?" Hmmm...? Or: "Shinizzle my Frinizzles." Finally, and most importantly, "Step off, dude!"

Please, whatever you do in the years ahead, pledge tonight to end the proliferation of "Dude!"

Thank you and good night.

More later!

Mark

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Scary picture!

Yikes!

Our good friend and former colleague Suzanne Kathro snapped a picture of me and Mary Friday night at a gathering of friends at Buffalo Wild Wings in Algonquin.

Check it out here:

Yikes!

Mary looks wonderful as always. Me? That ain't my best side... LOL!

Anyway we had a great time catching up with some special folks. This past week I've either had lunch and/or beers or traded emails and/or phone calls with so many great people from the old Shaw Newspapers days. Truly, I was blessed by being among the best of the best. I was very fortunate to be a part of special teams for a couple of newspapers and I cherish the good memories.

It is so good to know who your true friends really are. This whole chapter of my life has been an invaluable life lesson. Thanks, everyone!

Next week, the new adventure begins in earnest! Get ready to play "Where in the World is Mark's World?" as I head south!

More later.

Mark

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Pandora's Blog

A while back I blogged about Pandora.com, a very cool, very intuitive music site that plays free music for you based on your listening habits. It's great for background music while working or writing or tuning out American Idol.

Well, Tim Westergren of Pandora was kind enough to invite me, as an early user of his great site, to a town hall-style meeting in Chicago last weekend to discuss the concept and help mold it for the future. I couldn't make it (packing!) but while jamming on the site the other day, I realized yet another cool add-on for my blog.

By use of a RSS feed, visitors to my site can not only see what my current Top 5 songs are, but can also play a sample or start their own Pandora "station." And my tunes will be automatically updated as I tag songs while listening to my stations on Pandora!

This works best for those of you with wireless connections, of course.

Once again, I urge you to check out Pandora as a great - and low-cost (actually, free) - alternative to my beloved iTunes:

Pandora

More later,


Mark

P.S. Of course, my new video iPod arrived today, so if my Pandora picks don't move much over the next day or so, don't be surprised... Ahhhhh... Every episode of "The Office" in one hand-held device....

Monday, May 22, 2006

Mining the Truth

Another mining disaster over the weekend jogged a couple of memories from last January's Sago mining disaster. Occasionally the book I am writing on the newspaper industry intersects with real-time topics. The media mine disaster earlier this year is a prime example.

Was I the only one a bit bemused by those editors nationwide who fell all over themselves to explain those erroneous headlines in January proclaiming 12 miners had survived a West Virginia mine explosion? In truth, only one person, Randal McCloy Jr., survived and eventually recovered many months later to share grim details of the final moments of his fellow miners.

We live in odd times for newspaper publishing and perhaps nothing demonstrates this like the crocodile tears shed on behalf of readers by apologetic editors. Editor & Publisher magazine quoted Wichita, Kan., Eagle Editor Sherry Chisenhall, who wrote an angst-filled note Jan. 4: "I'll explain why we (and newspapers across the country) went to press last night with the information we had at the time. But it won't excuse the blunt truth that we violated a basic tenet of journalism today in our printed edition: Report what you know and how you know it."

Emailed query from that era: "Does she really verify all of her AP stories before the press runs? Is it time for a reality check, Mark?"

Uhm, yeah.

The revelation that 12 of 13 miners had, in fact, died and that mine owner International Coal Group had suffered a horrible "miscommunication" came just before 2 a.m. CST Wednesday Jan. 4. That is a nightmare of bad timing for East Coast and Midwest newspapers in terms of press production. As Boston Globe editor Martin Baron told E&P: "At some point, you've got to print a paper."

The Chisenhalls of the world confuse terms like "truth" and "facts." Truth is, at best, a vantage point arrived at over time. Facts are, well, facts: "Knowledge or information based on real occurrences: an account based on fact; a blur of fact and fancy; something demonstrated to exist or known to have existed."

At the time of many newspapers' deadlines, it could be - and was - factually reported that many townsfolk were celebrating reports that their loved ones were safe. And there were sources ranging from a governor to a member of Congress to medical personnel to the Red Cross verifying the reports. That everyone, including the rescue team command center, was caught up in a perfect storm of confusion and that the ultimate truth was far different was revealed several hours later, as additional reporting added new facts.

The reality of deadlines provides a safe haven for newspapers - it always has. Remember: "At some point, you've got to print a paper." I even agree both wire reporters and newspaper editors who printed the "miracle" story could have better emphasized the word "unconfirmed" and focused more on attribution. That said, if newspaper editors are going to openly weep for letting their customers down, they ought to tell the entire story; fall on the entire sword.

If some newspaper folks felt like they got caught flat, much of it was their own doing. Allow me to explain.

For the past 40 years, newspaper owners have increasingly gravitated toward a one-size-fits-all, low-cost-at-all-costs concept. Luckily for readers and my sanity, the last two companies which employed me embraced different outlooks. Elsewhere, daily readership has declined -- down from 81 percent of all adults in 1964 to 52 percent of adults in 2005, according to the Newspaper Association of America. But this has not deterred some owners who wish to continue to enjoy 20-35 percent return on investment. To maintain that healthy percentage amidst declining profits and increasing competitors – first radio and TV and, then, the Internet and cable networks – accommodations have been made. Those "accommodations" - read: "operational cuts" - combined with a lack of vision played a role in the mining headline episode.

Consider:

• Newspapers once staffed overnight desks for late news. Few today still do. Why? They are too expensive and there's not much for them to do. Why not? Well...

• Newspapers used to publish several editions throughout the day - from a.m. to p.m. If deadlines forced you to go with one version of a breaking story, you could always update it on the next run. Not any more. Now, most newspapers are printed during a single run. Still...

• Many newspapers would once interrupt their single press run to customize the paper for geographic and/or advertising reasons. Thus, if a story needed to be updated, it could be when the press was stopped between zones. But a lot of zoning, too, has fallen victim to the budget axe. In the worst-case scenario, production could be encouraged to stop a run for a change, but...

• We've all heard the cliché: "Stop the press!" Even in newspapers' heyday, it was mostly the stuff of movies. Still, if it was rarely used then, the concept is completely foreign today. How many apologists declined to stop their presses, junk the erroneously headlined copies and reprint corrected versions because of the cost involved? (Think $525 per 1,000 copies to reprint the average newspaper's front sections). Instead, many of these companies "pushed" readers to their web sites, where there is nearly zero cost to update or correct information.

Perhaps it could have dawned on those of such limited vision that if their customers wanted their news delivered via the Internet, they'd quit newspaper delivery altogether. Oh, wait: Many are! Even without the less-than-subtle push...

Many of these hand-wringing editors are probably too young to recall overnight desks, multiple editions and the like. Maybe they think the current state of the industry is the way it always was. Why every erroneous-headline-afflicted newspaper east of the Mississippi River didn't at least re-run their newsstand editions, I'll never comprehend.

I imagine that somewhere, someone stopped a press, trashed a bunch of copies and delivered the right newspaper to a "wowed" reader. I have to imagine this because I have read of no specific stories. I know some newspapers managed to save partial runs and to them I say: Bully! To those who didn't try or didn't even know to try, I wonder what they are thinking or, even, if they ARE thinking. Where is the passion for your audience? Your customers? Your chosen field?

Lest I remind you of a previous blog:

"Today's media audiences expect whatever media they are accessing at the moment to be intuitive; to be in tune with their wants and needs; to anticipate their wants and needs; to redefine their wants and needs and to exceed their expectations. Which naturally leads us to today's tip: Big props if you can bring the "Wow!" factor. Then redefine the "Wow" factor. Then bring it again."

Cranking out an apology when you still have the ability to "wow" readers is NOT representative of an editor concerned with working in an intuitively inclined medium. It is cheap and lazy and, even misleading especially if you have not fully disclosed all the reasons that led to a specific headline landing on a specific porch.

I have a sense that newspaper readers are getting bored with apologies and hand-wringing, anyway. New mediums are "wowing" them. Too many newspapers seem intent on apologizing their way through the 21st Century. Sorry for this scandal. Sorry for that mistake. Sorry for this plagiarist. Sorry for that malfunction. Oops, we lied about how many copies we circulate. Darn, we got it wrong again.

Accountability can be impressive. Water can be refreshing. Too much of either creates a drowning effect. Hence, editors should apologize when necessary and explain when needed but spare the wah-wah-wahs lest they face even more scrutiny and calls for full disclosure from the likes of yours truly.

"On the Media" discussed many of these issues as well:
On The Media

More later,


Mark

Friday, May 19, 2006

The great 'War' debate...

When Neil Young's "Living With War" debuted a couple of weeks ago, I promised it would be met with great debate. I then posted some reviews.

Well, Neil's own website has taken those ideas to the next logical step with a new website: "Living With War - The Great Debate." On this website, all the reviews are printed with the "pro's" on one side and the "con's" on the other. It really is exhaustive and great fun to read. In fact, you can still access the album from my site (if you scroll down) and then you can listen while you read the reviews.

To access "Living With War - The Great Debate" go here:

The Great Debate

I know some believe I am over-hyping the album, but I think it is a fascinating discussion and, frankly, I am an unabashed Neil Young fan.

More later,


Mark

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Internet Explorer doesn't ...

... at least not here.

You apparently can no longer use Internet Explorer to explore Mark's World 2.0 in the beautiful wonder as God and I intended. You can still see some of the blogs, but you should see a column of separate material on the left and the brilliant blogs occupying the center/right side of the page.

I am working on it, but there may be few options. More and more sites no longer support Internet Explorer. I can - and will - upgrade my wife and my mom to at least OSX Version 10.3.9 so that they can update to Safari and Firefox. But PC folks out there, like my dad, well, you are on your own. Maybe your wife will let you use a technologically superior computer.

If you are running OSX Version 10.3.9 or higher and you need the Safari browser, download it here:

Safari


Likewise, if you are running OSX Version 10.3.9 or higher and you need Mozilla's Firefox browser, download it here:

Firefox

More later,


Mark

P.S. In an effort to remedy part of the problem, I removed the "Othello" game. Let me know if this helps!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Blogging about my blog...

I received a nice email today which alerted me that an earlier missive here - "Don't Hate Me Because I Don't Care if You are Pretty" - received some discussion over at VisualEditors.com. It was posted there by one of the top newspaper minds of this era, Alan Jacobson from BrassTacksDesign.com.

Actually, you might recall, it was a great column by Alan entitled "If newspaper markets are so different, who do newspapers look so much alike?" which prompted my blog. If you haven't been to Alan's site to read that article or to check out the Bakersfield, Calif. project, then you need to get there right freakin' now!

Anyway, here's what they had to say about my windy diatribe:

VisualEditors.Com

More later!


Mark

P.S. It appears as if the new look works best with "Firefox" or "Safari" browsers. If this is working right, you ought to see a sea-side home overlooking the ocean in the far left corner. Please report any conflicts! In addition to a Google search and a better counter, I've added news updates which are superior to the old ones (and still free!)and a HTML-version of the game "Othello" for your entertainment.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

The New Look...

In response to all of the complaints about my boring, static, un-updated blog, I'm re-tooling Mark's World with a definite Florida flair. Above, you can google Melbourne, Florida (or anything else that needs a good googling!).

I've also added an updated counter (which took QUITE a spin yesterday!). Look for more augmentations in the days and weeks ahead! I have a great weather feature on its way...

Thanks for all of the kind notes over the past 24 hours. The announcements on my new job went out in three email waves in addition to here. It will likely take me a day or two to get back to all of you!

More later,


Mark

Friday, May 12, 2006

The Adventure Continues...

For more than a year, I have pondered my next career move.

I have called upon friends and relatives and former co-workers and mentors and picked their minds for their wisdom. I thank you all for your input.

Thanks to a spirited campaign which began in earnest last fall, I have talked to many prospective employers, large and small. I literally traveled from shore to shore. I burned up more cell phone minutes than I care to think about. From California to Texas to Pennsylvania to Massachusetts to Iowa to Florida: Calls and emails came in and I entertained a lot of ideas. I was interviewed in person and in the store and in the car and in my living room and even in Las Vegas. One day I did a phone interview from a hotel in Oakland during a lunch break from a day-long series of on-site interviews.

From the beginning, Mary and I decided that we'd prefer either staying in Illinois or heading down to sunny Florida - but we were open to any exciting challenge (especially in a warm climate). First, though, I had to decide what exactly I wanted to do.

I was a top editor of a 15,000 newspaper for four years and a 30,000-plus newspaper for 10 years. In both cases, I was lucky to be hired by great publishers (Neil Hopp and Bob Shaw) and surrounded by a terrific team that exemplified newspaper excellence and set standards that proved difficult to sustain in ensuing years after those teams moved on. I enjoyed that work and I will never forget the sheer joy of setting our own course for our own readers and generating industry acclaim as we took established newspapers and made them truly special. They were both great jobs. But, this is something I've already done.

I was also general manager and then publisher of a 15,000-circulation newspaper for three years. While this was heady work and forced me to utilize my brain in different ways, I am not sure I enjoyed that job as much as the editor gigs, frankly. Certainly, I was turned off by the polarizing effects of some of the politics incumbent on the role and it didn't help that we started off in a hole in terms of market success. But I loved that opportunity (and remain grateful to Tom Shaw) and loved that newspaper and its staff. I saw amazing work happen by sheer will as everyone's attention became focused on the the power of the market. It was a great job and we attained circulation and industry success previously thought elusive. In the end, though, the company chose a different direction.

Leaving me to weigh my choices.

So what to do? In the exploration of my future, I've interviewed as GM, as editor, as editor/publisher, as marketing director. I've met some terrific people and have had some great conversations about the future of the newspaper industry. I am bullish on print, but I am naturally suspicious of organizations that have either mandated outmoded quick fixes or taken to the smoke-and-mirrors game of less-is-more. I am not impressed with the overnight-success "content experts" who have sprung forth out of such well-intentioned concepts as the Readership Institute. I remain convinced - and my book will make testament to this notion - that any newspaper company that mandates its staff must listen intently to its specific market and respond accordingly will be guided toward continued success. There are, however, no shortcuts to that methodology (though, sadly, no shortage of train wrecks as a result of those seeking shortcuts). Listening and responding are time consuming and expensive. But they are as fundamental to a newspaper's life as oxygen is to a human's.

I remain amused at the notion that the newspaper industry is capable of saving itself; that the answers to profit decline and circulation meltdown lie in slavishly following so-called "industry trends." Newspapers will definitely go the way of the giganotosaurus unless executives take a cue from other models and adapt to a increasingly media-savvy audience. Print media can and must create an intuitive environment and mentality. I have said for years that just as the train industry was trumped by alternatives such as trucking because it failed to comprehend it was in the "transportation industry" and not a "railroad industry," newspaper executives have to wake up and realize they are members of the "media industry." Individually, newspapers are vital and thriving, but any notion of a "newspaper industry" is most assuredly dead. My book will serve as its eulogy.

So often, my career choice has been about a leap in faith. I'm taking yet another one. I'm heading back into the front lines.

A couple of months ago, I read about a fledgling newspaper group in central Florida called Hometown News after my Dad sent me a copy of the inaugural effort in Ormond Beach. Various former Scripps employees have put together a chain of free-distribution weekly newspapers that is - get ready to be stunned - growing! Yes, a growing newspaper group. Not just growing, but EXPLODING. The content is locally focused, like a good newspaper ought to be. It feels like "Neighbors" on steroids. They are filling a niche of voracious readers and advertisers long shunned by local-market-bereft daily newspapers. It is as if someone woke up one day and said, "You know what? Every publication in central Florida either caters to some big-metro mentality or tourists! We oughtta do something for the READERS!" And they have quickly grown in a few short years from a handful of newspapers to 19. With more on the way.

I will start there in June editing several newspapers in the Melbourne area. I am excited that I get to work with the likes of Tammy Raits, the news vice president, and Steve Erlanger, the publisher. Both have gone well out of their way to coax me out of my Illinois comfort zone and back into the trenches where I belong. I am proud to be affiliated with such good and talented people. I have talked to a lot of people in the past year and I can honestly say no one impressed me more with their passion for their work than Tammy and Steve.

A young organization will allow me the opportunity to learn from truly successful people who have built a brilliant model and still allow me to bring along some of my own notions (while finishing the book!).

The house goes on the market soon (after the fence/siding projects) and I will head out to Florida around Memorial Day while Mary stays back to deal with the rigors of real estate. I will likely take the hairy beast 'Tude with me while Mary and Louie market the house. 'Tude and I, meanwhile, will be shopping for a new home in the Melbourne area.

Thanks to all who have cared or inquired or both. Your ideas and suggestions and counsel was always appreciated, even if I didn't seem like the best audience. We are ready for that next adventure. As always, you're invited to stay tuned at www.marksweetwood.blogspot.com - and visit beautiful Florida!

More later,

Mark

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

ANNOUNCEMENT

STAND BY FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT BY MARK SWEETWOOD REGARDING HIS CAREER....THE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE AT 12 P.M. CST FRIDAY...

Monday, May 01, 2006

Living With Reviews

As predicted Friday, the new Neil Young album, "Living With War," is garnering a lot of attention. A quick scan at www.google.com saw links to these reviews:

Chicago Tribune

Fox News

Rolling Stone

The Guardian

New York Times

And, of course, my good friend Suzanne has weighed in with her views! Thanks Suzanne!

According to Dan Rose who is coordinating the massive - and ingenious - marketing plan for Neil's new album: "Currently, the following digital retailers are scheduled to have Living With War available for sale on (Tuesday), May 2: iTunes (pre-order), SonyConnect, Rhapsody, Napster, BuyMusic.com."

I have also read that digital downloads will be available at neilyoung.com.

More later!


Mark

Friday, April 28, 2006

The War over "War" begins today!

In the days and weeks and months ahead, Neil Young's "Living With War" will be the most controversial, most talked-about CD in recent memory.

Like it, love it, hate it: You will not be able to escape it.

And it is not even in stores yet.

As of 2 a.m., I heard ol' Neil began to stream "Living With War" on his website. It will be available to download on iTunes next Tuesday, May 2, and in stores a week or so later. But, fellow-Blogspotter Mr. Young is allowing me to link to the music today right here:

Living With War

Give it a listen and leave your comments.

As you probably guessed, I will add my comments, too...

Music aside, for sheer marketing genius, this is one of of the best examples of organic marketing I've ever witnessed. And I will explore that aspect as well.

More later!


Mark

Sunday, April 09, 2006

A true blue spectacle!

Why no updates? Why no updates??

Picture me - at this very moment - at my piano. With apologies to Barry Manilow:

"You wouldn’t believe where I’ve been,"
"The cities and towns I been in,"
"From Ormond to Rosemont"
"And every town in between."

Yes, it's a miracle.

This particular chapter of insanity covers 2,900 miles, three hotels, two households and one plucky hillbilly wrestler. It all began on March 20 when a prospective employer asked if I could show up the following week for an interview. In Florida? In March? Could I!

(Insert jet engine sound here.)

The interview allowed me to bunk with my parents for a few days - after I woke them up at 3 a.m. March 22. Florida, of course, was struck with a mysterious cool snap that began as I arrived and ended as I left at 3 a.m. five days later on March 27.

Spring breakers arriving in Daytona Beach were met with a serial killer hunting down prostitutes and a very chilly ocean. The beach was a little deserted:

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The interview went great and I flew back, got caught up on my sleep for a couple of nights and repacked my bags. First, I had to head to downtown Chicago for a dinner/meeting with my cohorts from the Illinois Press Association's First Amendment Center. On the train trip in, my brother Eric called to say that his heart valve replacement surgery had been set: For April 5 in a hospital literally blocks from his Normal, Ill., home.

Eric first had this surgery in October 2004 but a leak had been detected. He was determined to get it fixed ASAP hence the week's notice. My schedule was clogged until then.

After the meeting on Friday, March 30, I hopped a cab and headed to Rosemont to hook up with my friend Brad and two of his friends (Joel and Joel) for our long-planned Wrestlemania weekend! Three nights of deluxe accommodations punctuated by poker and X-Box...

The first night, we were seated at a table at Harry Carey's next to WWE superstar Kurt Angle and his family. Later, I met legendary wrestler Hillbilly Jim in the Allstate Arena parking lot:

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I chose not to power slam either Angle or Jim through a table, but I became quite good at X-Box ladder matches. Brad killed everyone in Texas Hold 'Em Poker (which I almost got the hang of ... almost). Brad is probably the most fun person I have ever met. Brad doesn't just DO Wrestlemania: He comes prepared with snacks and games and an infectious sense of good - and bad - humor. His driving leaves a lot to be desired, however. Here he is surveying the Allstate Arena crowds prior to Wrestlemania:

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So, I got back (safely) from Wrestlemania slept most of Monday and on Tuesday I kept an appointment that I can't describe to you but even if I did you wouldn't believe me. On Thursday, Mary and I were on the road again toward the Bloomington-Normal area to hang out with the family after Eric's surgery.

Then things got weird.

The further south we traveled, the worse I began to feel. By the time we arrived, I had a full-bore case of bronchitis. Luckily, we had arrived at a hospital with a doctor who could prescribe antibiotics and a pharmacy stocked with those very same antibiotics. However, in my state, I could not attempt to see my brother. The last thing he needed was bronchitis.

So, I waved at him from the glass-walled waiting room while others visited. The hotel room was pre-paid on Hotwire.com so we hung out and made it to dinner with the folks before heading back Saturday.

My brother, a kind of a miracle baby born with a congenital heart defect in 1963 that was literally a death sentence in those days, continued to amaze all with a rapid recovery. He endured a nine-hour, open-heart, valve replacement ordeal on Wednesday and he was released Saturday at about noon. Back to Barry:

"It’s a miracle"
"A true blue spectacle, a miracle come true."

I was still coughing up my lungs but he was wowing 'em at home. And, frankly, I couldn't be happier. Attaboy, Eric!

Florida. Job search. Chicago. Wrestlemania. Brother's surgery. Bloomington. Bronchitis.

Why didn't I update my blog? Seriously, where would I begin?

More later,


Mark

Monday, March 27, 2006

Oh, yeah, about Bradley...

A few emailers have wondered when I was going to get around to posting something about the end of Bradley University's NCAA tourney run...

OK, I was in denial for a few days. That said, it is clear that the referees cheated them.

However, the fine Bradley Braves did as well as Duke and who would have called THAT? And you have to admit, it turns out my mocking of school librarians who picked George Mason was kinda prescient... That would seem to be the beginning and the end of my college hoops clairvoyance, however.

Now I can go back to ignoring college basketball for another 11 months. Still, I am proud of those Bradley Braves!

More later,


Mark

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Don't Hate Me Because I Don't Care If You Are Pretty

One of the brightest essays I've read recently on the state of the newspaper industry can be found here:

BrassTacksDesign.Com

Alan Jacobson at BrassTacks Design has graciously allowed me to link to "If newspaper markets are so different, who do newspapers look so much alike?" I thank him not only for the link but for ingeniously demonstrating one of my pet peeves: Editors who slavishly follow so-called "industry trends" instead of seeking truly innovative, market-derived solutions to serve their specific audiences.

As shocking as it might seem to outsiders, far too many newspapers, even in the 21st Century, are designed without the input of focus groups and advisory boards and market studies and reader feedback. Oh, feedback eventually comes to play, but only after the "redesign" has been trudged out and angry customers complain that a certain feature/font/point size/ has been eliminated/changed/diminished. Then the newspaper might respond to feedback. Maybe.

How, you might be asking yourself, can this possibly occur? Good question.

The long answer will be in my book. But if I were going to thumbnail the process, it looks like this: Editor A is "bored" with his newspaper's look. Or he falls under the Readership Institute spell and and adopts the mantra that all (generic) readers prefer a (generic) "active" look; that readers won't read something if it isn't "attractive." So, Editor A or his/her appointed in-house design expert will spend a week at a newspaper design camp. He or she will return convinced that after looking at what everyone else is doing, the newspaper can adopt changes that readers will love, even though those readers didn't even know they wanted them.

Even I have been guilty of this phenomenon. But it was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... I listened to people smarter than me and eventually became enlightened. Today I stand with other long-time media professionals steadfastly convinced "Content is king." That many so like-minded individuals currently seek work is merely a coincidence. Or so I am told.

Anyway, allow me to prove my point: Yesterday was the day after an election in Illinois. I don't care how ugly your front page was, it sold more papers than Tuesday's edition - despite the low voter turnout. Nearly every newspaper in the U.S. sells more newspapers the day after an election than nearly every other day of the year. Large. Small. Prettied up. Ghastly ugly.

This leads to my my long-held belief that the editor who discovers how to make each edition as sought after as the day after an election will have truly cracked the DNA code of his/her audience. Sadly, many prefer to wait for something like Readership.org to do that for them.

Because of the 1982 debut of USA Today and the advent of such groups as the renamed Society of News (sans "paper") Design, editors have done much to change the look of newspapers in the past quarter century. Design has improved - no question - and readability has been improved. Regardless, the period of 1982-present has been horrific for the newspaper industry in terms of circulation and readership. So, methinks, editors may have been too-focused on the comfortable realm of design instead of the hard work of talking with our audience about improving content. In fact, one could make the argument that since there are fewer newspaper reporters now than in 1982, that the industry was completely focused on the wrong readership solutions.

For the book... Save something for the book... Yes, I am stilling writing that book...

As Alan has demonstrated on his site, even when newspaper editors have tackled design, many have gone about it in an awkward fashion. Those designs were likely the results of editors aping editors NOT editors working closely to glean the specific needs of their individual audiences to create an intuitive experience.

In fact, there is a dirty little lie in the newspaper industry shared among many editors. They believe they can design a page that is so good it can trick readers into reading it - even if said reader is not interested in the content! A graphic here. Some white space there. A stylish font here. An entry point there. Voila! No one will even notice we laid off more reporters today!

I tried to make the following point to an editor recently: You do not have enough design talent and your company does not supply you with enough technology to trick me into reading something that is not of interest to me. Better you should err in spending your time on local content than on an elaborate design of some wire "package."

I am not advocating that newspapers look ugly. Clean, simple design concepts were made available to all many years ago by Tim Harrower in the classic "The Newspaper Designer's Handbook." Folks like Alan at BrassTacks have loads of good ideas (read the sidebar article on the Bakersfield project!).

However, market-specific design and content augmentations can only be achieved via sweat equity and the tough work of cracking your market's specific DNA.

All the answers to your newspaper's success are in your market. Involve the audience. Worship your readers. Innovation will follow.

More later,

Mark

Monday, March 20, 2006

The good, bad, ugly...

Well, there's good and bad in the March Madness front today.

On the good side: Bradley. All hail Bradley University!

On the bad side: My bracket entry is in shambles. I only picked nine correct teams in the Sweetwood 16. I still have six alive in the Elite Eight and three of the Final Four. When Duke wins, that means I'll just be beat by everyone else who picked Duke but who fared better in the early rounds.

But: If good ol' BU knocks off Duke in the Final Four, we'll all go down in flames together and the elementary school librarian (i.e. my sister) who picked George Mason because the name reminded her of a renown children's author will win like she wins every year.

Which just goes to prove that there's usually little logic to or lessons which can be derived from these NCAA basketball tourney bracket competitions. Yet, we're drawn to the annual spring ritual like politicians to sleazy ads.

Speaking of such, I wasn't inclined to vote for Jim Oberweis in the Republican gubernatorial balloting Tuesday. Then the strident Phyllis Schlafly called me to extoll Oberweis' virtues and implicating herself into Illinois politics in an ugly manner. Even though it was just a recording, it was almost enough to get me to pull a Democratic ballot...

If I did, and I won't, I would have to cast my vote for Edwin Eisendrath for governor because a.) He's not Blago; b.) His TV ads are sharp and amusing; c.) He actually spent some time on his website addressing issues.

More later,


Mark

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Braves win! Braves win!

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and remove your hats and then bow and push the button below as we sing the Bradley University fight song:

Bradley Fight Song

Lyrics for the unannointed:

Charge on, Charge on Bradley,
March right down the field,
Foes may press you,
Foes may even stress you,
But we’ll never yield.

Fight for Alma Mater,
Plunge right thru to victory.
Fight on , Fight on Bradley,
And fight for varsity!

Thank you. You may now take your seats. But remain bowed.

After beating fourth-ranked Kansas, the Bradley Braves overpowered the fifth-seeded Pittsburgh Panthers 72-66 to make the Sweetwood 16.

More later, after I finish the Bradley Victory Dance.


Mark

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Go, Bradley, go!

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OK, I have survived the first 32 March Madness battles with a 21-11 record. Only three of my Sweetwood 16 picks have thus far been eliminated. My Elite 8 and Final 4 are intact.

The Final Four: Duke, Gonzaga, UNC and Villanova with Duke beating UNC for the win. Sorry Bradley University.

However, if good ol' BU makes a liar out of me, I will gladly suffer the indignity. They were awesome Friday night against favored Kansas.

Let's see... I gotta make good on all the salt rubbed in my various wounds over the last decade. I did some checking and this is a list of teams I don't see in the NCAA tourney's next round: Illinois State University, Marquette University, any team that rhymes with "ichigan", Western Illinois University, Northern Illinois University (that was just a joke) and, of course, SUNY-Brockport. I'll wait until the Sweetwood 16 list to mock my Northwestern and University of Illinois friends...

Sadly Southern Illinois is no longer in the tournament... Lousy bunch of cheatin' dogs...

In case you missed you missed the fine Missouri Valley Conference tournament championship March 5, the Bradley Braves lead 24-23 at half. Suddenly, the desperate Southern Illinois Salukis went berserk and broke a cheerleader's neck, thus ensuring the ESPN SportsCenter clip. A confused Bradley went on to lose.

That's all behind us now. Bradley is playing on and Southern is home practicing its cheers...

By the way, I'm not sure whether it was Airborne or that osscillio-whatever stuff, but I crushed that cold and was back to my old self by midweek! I've heard people whine about colds that lasted weeks/months. To them I offer the prescription featured on the last blog below. Trust me: It works!

More later!


Mark

Sunday, March 12, 2006

The Cure for the Common Cold

As previously documented, I am addicted to iTunes. I love everything about it from its functionality to its intuitiveness. Oh yeah, I like the tunes, too.

Here is something else I've been playing with in my free time (which seemingly grows shorter by the day): The "music genome project" at

Pandora.Com .

If you like to listen to music and you don't necessarily want to pay for it, this is a site for you. Essentially, you plug your earphones into Mac (or lesser computer), hit the site and type in the name of your current favorite song. Right now, "Love Me Like You" by the Magic Numbers is topping my personal Hot 100 list. The site then plays that song for you and based on that particular listening habit will begin serving up song after song in a similar genre.

So, here is what happened: "Love Me Like You" was followed by "7:30" by the Pernice Brothers which was followed by "Details of Attraction" by Consonant which was followed by "Chromium" by The Church which was followed by "The Mule" by the Magic Numbers... Some nice listening music when you are sitting around on a Sunday afternoon updating your blog in a vain attempt to answer those "why haven't you updated your blog since your birhtday?" emails.

The Pandora site offers two versions: A paid concept in which you are spared pop-up ads and a free site that features ads that I don't pay any attention to since I am listening to the music...

I am also attempting to fight off the latest cold which began to impact me Saturday night. I had an aborted one in November during Thanksgiving weekend which I battled with Airborne. Mary just caught a hellacious cold after our return from Las Vegas which I thought I had ducked. So, here is my remedy for the onset of a cold:

• Airborne, or the Walgreen's equivalent Wal-borne every three hours. These are effervescent tablets that you mix with water for a Tang-like experience. Developed by an elementary school teacher, this is a homeopathic remedy which is alleged to boost your immune system. I say it works.

• 2000 mgs. of Vitamin C.

• Two multi-vitamins.

• Echinacea capsules.

• Ice cream. It just makes me feel better.

To this regimen, I add the Hall's Defense Harvest Cherry lozenges with zinc, Vitamin C and echinacea and I am also the house guinea pig for Oscillococcinum.

The cold has no chance.


More later,


Mark

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Today is My Birthday!

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Yes, I made it to the big 4-6! That is a picture of a Gorn at the Las Vegas Hilton's Star Trek-themed Quark's restaurant, not me! Although some days I feel like I look that way... Tomorrow I'll put up a pic of our awesome view from our hotel. We used our Restaurant.com coupon and had an awesome meal at Quark's at the Las Vegas Hilton on the last night of my 45th year...

Hey: Elvis only made it to 42. I'm four years better than Elvis...

We are in Las Vegas and are really having the time of our lives. We've economized given current realities. But when you are offered a few nights – comped – in a suite at the Paris and $400 in spending money and your flight was just $403, a $3 trip to the land of fun is hard to beat!

I credit Bob Shaw for introducing me to Vegas way back in 1994. Since then, I have spent a few days in Sin City around my birthday every year! And Vegas rewards loyalty. Our Las Vegas/Harrah's friend, Steve Opdyke, has kept us in a suite at Bally's or the Paris for the past several years and we couldn't be happier. During my very first trip to Las Vegas, the very wise Chris Golbeck told me: "The thing about Vegas is that you can have whatever you want, as long as you are willing to ask for it."

So we ask, and we get. Today is part of the Cash Bash weekend at the Paris and after we bet for a couple hours at the Paris, they'll give us $400. And then we'll dine at the Ah Sin! restaurant – our favorite restaurant on the strip. We'll devour those cashew-encrusted crab legs. Later tonight, my choice for my annual birthday show is Roseanne Barr at the Stardust. And then, when we get back to the Paris, casino host Rudy will escort us to the balcony of the Risque night club for an unforgettable view and a nightcap.

A 46th birthday to remember, to be sure!

Thanks to all who have called or emailed! I am so glad to have so many friends that your calls have cut short my gambling! :) Thanks for thinking of me!

I am happiest that I have the best birthday present ever: Mary, my partner in crime. We plan on more adventures to come, so stay tuned!

More later,



Mark

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Dinner for two for $14!

There are few greater joys in life than scoring a great bargain. Today I am going to share how you can use the Internet to save real dollars on dining out – and demonstrate a cool interactive concept, to boot!

Studies tell us that Americans in growing numbers are doing their shopping and making other consumer choices online. I probably did 90-plus percent of my Christmas shopping on the Internet – for the past three years!

Now there are many sites set up to explain Internet shopping do's and don't's – and I will just add that you need to make sure you are dealing with a reputable organization that uses a secured server to protect your financial information. As much as I have switched to online shopping, I was a victim of identity theft – but only as a result of using my debit card while shopping at a local retailer the morning after Thanksgiving in 2004. So far, I've not run into any negative experiences online.

There are great bargains to be had online and many websites set up to alert you of these bargains. My favorite is www.slickdeals.net but there are others that serve a similar purpose. More importantly, there are several sites set up to monitor online coupons. Let me explain: Retailers often offer a coupon – usually a numeric code or a combination of letters and numbers - which can be added during the checkout process to increase savings. A site like:

Savings-Center.Com

is a great resource since it seems to feature an inexhaustible collection of "free coupons" from every conceivable retailer. One retailer is

Restaurant.Com

Now, Restaurant.com is a unique business marketing concept which features $25 gift certificates from thousands of restaurants to purchase for $10 each. After purchasing, you simply print the coupons on your home (or work!) printer. Usually, the certificate will require a purchase of two entrees and a minimum of $35. So, while you save $25 off $35 – you've spent $10 for a total savings of just $15. Now, that's not bad, but it's not great.

Enter Savings-Center.com! Search for Restaurant.com and you will discover coupon code 91971 which will save you 60 percent off your $10 restaurant.com certificate when you are checking out. So, you will now pay $4 for the $25 gift certificate and a savings off those two entrees totaling $35 is now $21! Sure, the taxes and tips normally associated with dining out still apply and drinks are not included in the coupon, but a couple of nice entrees at a quality restaurant for $7 each is a heckuva deal, bloggie.

Now, when Mary and I go the Las Vegas – as we do each February to celebrate our birthdays - we like to hit the Las Vegas Hilton's Star Trek-themed "Quark's" restaurant. There we enjoy a 110-ounce drink for two called the "Warp Core Breach" which is awesome! And it costs $25. Now, since Quarks has a gift certificate on Restaurant.com, we can have a couple of nice entrees for just $14 more!

Play around with your Zip Code or the Zip Code of a planned destination at Restaurant.com and you might be surprised at where you could be dining more cheaply tonight. Think of me when you are having a terrific time!

What's more, this concept is ripe for customization (or cannibalization) by traditional media like newspapers who already have standing relationships with many of the establishments on Restaurant.com. If you think about it, this is really just a gussied up buy-one-get-one-free entree deal that restaurants have traditionally offered to build traffic. However, with clickable maps and menus, Restaurant.com has put that age-old concept on steroids for a total user experience. Plus, because the user has invested $10 (or, if they listen to me, $4), they are more likely to use the certificate.

The Restaurant.com team took an old idea, added a twist, offered options to a motivated audience and created a sustainable revenue model that also builds invested restaurant traffic. And consumers are better for the experience.

More later,


Mark

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Call it 'Zintuitive!'

Here's a real WOW site! Get ready to have your socks blown off.

Not wearing socks? I'll wait for a moment while you put some on...

Ready? Go here:

Zillow.com


This is a new online real estate service that is unlike anything I've seen before, And it is as simple to use as it is amazing.

Plug in your home address - or the address of a home you are interested in buying. Hit return. You will likely be greeted with:

a.) A current satellite image of your home and the entire neighborhood.
b.) "Zestimates" of home values for all.

It is pretty cool, even if it is just in beta. The site claims that 60 million home values are online covering most of the in-demand areas of the U.S. You can even go in and adjust your particular home value with your upgrades. Redoing every bathroom in the house, installing all new kitchen appliances, the new furnace, the architectural shingles, et al suddenly seem like pretty smart investments, now.

There are a couple of bugs: The satellite map seemed off in our neighborhood and some parts of the country are not listed yet. But overall this is an impressive merge of existing data, new technology and untapped consumer needs.

You might even call it intuitive...

More later!


Mark

Monday, February 13, 2006

"Wow" is spelled D-E-L-L

Here's a shock from a old-time Mac guy: Dell Computers just WOWED me!

During this past holiday season, my friends at www.slickdeals.net alerted me to a cool contest: "The Dell End of Re-Gifting Holiday Game" at dell.com. Each day you could visit and pick a stocking for a chance to win anything from a 2005 Chrysler Crossfire Coupe to a discount on Dell products.

Now, like most of you, I am suspicious of such games. Who really has EVER won any of these prizes? Ever met anyone who has? Well, late one night, while playing the game during a Thanksgiving visit to Mary's mom, instead of the customary "Sorry!" message I read: "Congratulations! You have WON a X51v Axim from Dell. We will be sending you an email shortly to inform you of how to claim your prize."

They weren't lying. An email promptly arrived congratulating me. I was elated.

They sent the prizes out at the end of January and while I was happy to be a winner, frankly, I was a little underwhelmed. The Dell Axim 51 I received was NOT wireless-enabled and since I knew it would not sync up with my iBook G4, it's lack of wireless connectivity would make its use vexing to me. I couldn't sync it up to my laptop to add movies or, uh, important files, and I couldn't access the web with it, either...

Then, last week, I received this letter from Dell's Hillary Robinson:

"It has come to our attention that we mistakenly sent you the Axim X51, instead of the Axim X51v that you won in Dell’s “The End of Re-gifting Holiday Game." There are a few differences between the 2 models. The Axim X51 you received has the following features: 416MHz, 128MB ROM, 64 SDRAM, and a 3.5 inch QVGA screen. On the other hand, the Axim X51v includes: 624MHz, 256MB ROM, 64MB SDRAM, and a 3.7 inch QVGA screen."

"You may choose to keep the X51 that was sent, OR you may choose to return the X51 and receive the X51v. If you decide to return the X51, please contact Hillary Robinson ... prior to 2/17/06. We are sorry for any inconvenience this has caused and appreciate your patience in this matter. Once again, we wish to thank you for participating in the Dell Holiday Game."

I was completely stunned! I wrote back to Hillary: "I wish to make the exchange. Although I was excited to win, I was somewhat diappointed that this unit was not wifi-ready and I have been unable to find the appropriate wifi card on the market."

Her response:

"The Axim X51v that you will receive has wireless capabilities. You will receive an airbill to return the original Axim, but please keep the second battery that was sent with the original because it is interchangeable between the models."

And I responded:

"Thanks for the great news and, more importantly, thanks to Dell for being a stand-up company. I never would have looked a gift horse in the mouth and complained. So, knowing that you made the extra effort to contact me and make this offer actually means a lot more than the original win to me. This is why Dell enjoys such a good reputation for customer satisfaction. Please share this note with the appropriate supervisors to let them know that no matter what else happened today in Dell world, Dell made one customer very happy and that customer plans to share this experience with others!"

Which I am doing now...

What's even MORE amazing: The Dell Axim 51v arrived to me BEFORE the airbill return slip! It arrived while I was out of town and I plan to spend Monday setting it up.

I am beyond impressed with Dell. And I wanted to share the news and make a broader point: In today's business climate the ability to be a market leader almost entirely pertains to one's ability to exceed customer expectations.

It is no longer enough to meet expectations (if it ever was). It is not even enough to beat so-called "industry standards." You must "wow" to the point that a customer will share that excitement with his or her social network. This is now what is commonly referred to as "social marketing." It is one matter to use traditional marketing methodology to get a message out but successful market leaders of today will utilize social marketing networks to leverage branding to specific audiences thus generating more solid audience connections.

Said differently: Marketing IS customer service and customer service IS marketing!

More later!


Mark

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Who will be No. 2000?

Hey, all: I just noticed that the clicker on this page is nearing 2,000 hits! That's amazing! I remember how happy I was at 400!

Anyway, I am offering a small token of my appreciation for the 2000th visitor. It will be a VERY small token. Practically worthless. But very representative of how grateful I am that you stopped by to read whatever it is I might have to say.

Obviously, we're on a trust-based system here (although you Mac users can take a picture of your screen with shift-apple-3 and email that to me as proof). But if you visit and find you are lucky No. 2000, then email me at marksweetwood@aol.com and include your name, address and favorite cut of diamond (hint: that is just for my amusement ... you are NOT winning a diamond) and I'll have that special, small, prize out to you ASAP!

Thanks to all visitors! You are ALL winners.

More later,


Mark

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Cash, Bears, Bradley, Beers, Bears

These are a few of my favorite things...

Some quick hits as we bid farewell to the first twelfth of 2006:

Rosanne Cash (former beau of Nick Lowe; Lowe wrote "The Beast in Me" for her dad, Johnny) has released a new CD, "Black Cadillac," that is getting major play and positive reviews. AOL allowed users to play the entire collection over the weekend and I found it to be extremely enjoyable. It reminded me a bit of Lisa Marie Presley's first CD. You can check out the details on Cash's website here:

RosanneCash.com

Play the title cut from her CD, "Black Cadillac," here:

Black Cadillac

During his Sirius radio show the other day, Howard Stern recommended a documentary movie called "Grizzly Man." The movie recounts the travails of Timothy Treadwell who spent 13 summers in Alaska living among grizzly bears until one ate him and his girlfriend. Mary recalled the story from a Vanity Fare article.

I queued it up on the ol' Blockbuster account and "Grizzly Man" was here in a couple of days. It was quite a fascinating story, frankly. Treadwell videotaped the last five summers and snippets were incorporated into the documentary which featured interviews with friends and family about this rather flamboyant character. A strange moment: The attack on him at his camp was recorded by a camera with its lens on. The director chose to only show himself listening to what must have been a grisly grizzly attack rather than share audio excerpts.

Now, curiosity got the best of me: I didn't necessarily want to listen to him scream as he was mauled and eaten alive. I was interested in whether he recanted his love for wild, dangerous bears during the attack, however...

This is NOT a movie for Steven Colbert. Read more about it here:

GrizzlyManMovie.com

Watch an eerily prescient excerpt from "The Simpsons" about bear attacks here:

Ranger Ned

Like me, Treadwell was a Bradley University product, by the way. He arrived on a swimming scholarship under his given name, Timothy Drexler but quit in 1977 after an injury. I arrived in 1978 under NO scholarship. His experience drove him to bears; my experience drove me to beers. He probably drove a Lincoln; I definitely had a professor named Kennedy. The parallels are interesting...

Finally, what to make of the Super Bowl? I gotta go with the team that seems to have the most momentum, better defense and is lead by a coach who has actually won a Super Bowl: The Seattle Seahawks. I never thought I'd ever write that sentence. Go with the Seahawks over the Pittsburgh Steelers in an interesting game that ends 34-24.

Interesting game ... But nothing like the best Super Bowl of all time: XX! Relive those amazing Super Bowl Bears (the good, non-human-eating variety of Bears although you couldn't convince Steve Grogan of that) over at Answers.com:

The Shufflin' Crew


More later,


Mark

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Random Thoughts

A few bullet points during a time out from many projects (job search, books, playoff watching, surfing ... in no particular order). In other words, some things I think I think...

• Target has had an interesting advertising concept on aol.com. For several weeks there was a clickable ad that read: "No Paper? No Problem." When you clicked the banner, you found a web version of their Sunday insert.

Now, I just think that is kind of a snarky ad, from the newspaper industry's point of view. I am a BIG fan of Target, don't get me wrong. But I guess I don't understand the need to bite the hand that has sent potential consumers your way for so many years. It IS a big problem if you are not reading a newspaper! (Or, at least, that is the industry view.) It is almost as big of a problem if you aren't shopping at Target! And you can bet if newspapers began a campaign "Hate Target? Shop Local!" campaign for the mom & pop's out there, the red-and-white retailer would feel diminished.

I guess I would see it differently if Target had paid to have that ad each Sunday on the website of every newspaper that carried its inserts. Anyway, as it turns out, it's a moot point. The new clickable Target ad today:

"See the EXTRA in-store deals not found in the printed weekly ad."

Gee, a NEW way to diminish newspapers... Odd.

Check Out The Target Ad

• New ideas from iTunes.

My interest in the iTunes phenomenon is shared by many judging by the posts and the email. Just for fun, here are my current music suggestions from iTunes, based on my, ah, unique listening habits:

SONGS
Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin
Kuuipo Onaona - Pua Almeida
Carnival - Natalie Merchant
(You Don't Know) How Glad I Am - Nancy Wilson
Helena - My Chemical Romance
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
Cool - Lou Busch & His Orchestra
Gold Digger (featuring Jamie Foxx) - Kanye West
La Nave del Olvido - Jose Jose y Oquesta
Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner
100 Years - Five for Fighting
I Miss You (Alternate Take 1) - Elvis Presley
White Flag - Dido
Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds
The Blob - Aqualads

ALBUMS
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Greatest Hits - Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn - Pink Floyd
Goats Head Soup - Rolling Stones
Kerplunk - Green Day
The Very Best of Cream - Cream
Violent Femmes: Deluxe Edition - Violent Femmes

Another interesting selection of songs - though I believe Shaun Colvin, Natalie Merchant and Dido are all the same person. "The Blob" song sounds cool as did "Sex and Candy." On one hand - Foreigner and The Byrds. On the other - Kanye West and My Chemical Romance. I am nothing if not a man of diverse interests...

• Super Bowl XL

It's just me talking, but I think the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Pittsburgh Steelers matchup is gonna make a rockin' Super Bowl. I also think that after what Seattle did to shut down Carolina Panthers' star Steve Smith, Chicago Bears Defensive Coordinator Ron Rivera looks a little less than either a genius or head-coach material.

• Waikiki Tease

No, this is not a song - although it could be. Hmmm... I think I could riff on that for a bit...

I know what you're saying
That you're trying so hard to please.
Trying to make amends.
Trying to appease.
But each night when it's dark I'm lonely again
My Waikiki Tease.

© 2006 MMS Productions

OK, it took me longer to find that copyright symbol than it did to write those stirring lyrics. Can anyone set them to music? Where was I? Oh, the drink. Friday night I surfed the web for a new rum drink and came across the "Waikiki Tease." Here's the scoop:

Ingredients
1 oz. Dark Rum
3 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
Pour all ingredients over ice in a glass. Stir.

Now, I just tripled all the ingredients and did that three times and came up with the pitcher version (27 oz. of orange juice, 18 oz. of pineapple juice and 12 oz. of rum). Purists and mathematicians will point out that the rum did not increase in exact proportion. These folks know nothing of the power of rum!

Because I like to experiment, I used the new Dole pineapple-mango juice. And for a third of the rum, I substituted coconut rum. It's a winning combination!

You know what goes with a good party drink? Good party music! What's better than Green Day at a party? I have no idea... Direct from their very own website:

Green Day!


More later!



Mark

Monday, January 16, 2006

Just Wait 'Til Next Year!

Knowing of my great love for the Chicago Bears, a few folks have asked why I have not blogged more about them during this season of miracles.

I'm not sure why, to be honest. I thought this was a fun season - despite its sloppy end on Sunday. I guess in the back of my mind, I have been wondering whether the 2005 Bears were more like the 1984 Bears or the 1985 Bears. I think I got my answer. And as disappointed as I was with the loss to the Carolina Panthers, I think that bodes well for next year.

At least when we say "Just wait 'til next year!" it actually means something this year...

As in 1984, because the season ended with a playoff loss, I was left with the feeling that the team had finally congealed into something pretty special. I think the defense was very good and could approach greatness next year. I think the offense found a special leader with Rex Grossman (and I was particularly proud of his post-game comments and leadership vs. Peyton Manning who acted like a petulant child) and a great running back with Thomas Jones. The offensive line is one or two players away from being in the top echelon of the NFL.

That said, many of their weaknesses which they need to improve on to attain the next level were exposed Sunday. The short list:

• Coaching experience. Lovie Smith can dismiss all of the obvious coaching miscues in the game, but they were evident to even the casual observer. The game plan was skewed (run the ball, damn it!) offensive plays were coming in too slowly and the right adjustments were not being made. On the defensive side, I think Ron Rivera's coaching inexperience at the playoff level was exposed: Substitutions were awkward, people seemed to be out of place and the last two Panther touchdowns were thrown to players who were not covered. Rivera might be touted as the next great head coach in some circles, but I think he's a year or two away.

• I'd bring in some competition for punter Brad Maynard during camp this summer. Surprisingly, special teams overall Sunday graded out a "D" in my book.

• My sense is that Muhsin Muhammad is never going to make me forget about Willie Gault or even Tom Waddle. He seems to lack both speed AND heart - though he does have a mouth. He was quite vocal about quarterback Kyle Orton's game but has yet to explain the drops after Rex stepped back in as the starter. The Bears need another blazing wideout (or two) to complement Bernard Berrian who seems to be coming into his own.

• The Bears defensive secondary ended the season beat up and beat out. Of the cornerbacks, Jerry Azumah was hurt too much and Charles "Peanut" Tillman's play was increasingly erratic. On the safety side of the ball, Mike Brown was clearly injured worse than the Bears let on and Mike Green is just not very good. In the Panthers game, the Bears were apparently forced to pull a fan out of the stands named Chris Thompson to stumble onto the field and allow Steve Smith to score untouched. They need some muscle here and the emergence of Nathan Vasher is a plus - but not enough. A good area to focus on in the free agent market?

• I would still like to see the Bears employ a quality tight end.

• Draft and free-agent focus? If the Bears were to draft a guard or tackle early and spend lots more free agent money on the offensive line, I would not complain.

OK, I'll stop now before this "short list" gets too long. It was a fun ride this season with hints of greatness to come. The Bears gave fans more than we expected (especially after the 1-3 start) and showed a lot of grit and character. It was actually fun to be a Bears fan again. Plus, any year that we beat those miserable Packers twice is almost equal to a Super Bowl year for me...

Want a song to cheer you up today? Go here and turn up your speakers:

Bear Down!

More later!



Mark
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