Sunday, January 04, 2009

Remember 2008? Here's A Reminder...

We did not mail out Christmas cards this year. Had we done so, I would have been obligated to share a note about the past year, mostly to answer the question: "Whatever happened to the Sweetwoods?"

Well...

The year fondly recalled as "2008" started out great as Mary and I partied our way into the new year at Old Town In Kissimmee, Fl. We were still Florida residents at that point.



That seems like so long ago...

Within a few days I had made a clandestine trip to Youngstown, Ohio to interview for the managing editor's job. And a week after that, my grandma, Ann Kuglich, passed away and back north we trekked as the family gathered for the funeral.

Counting the November 2007 birthday parties of my sister Karen and friend Brad, I had flown north three times in a couple of months. I think fate was telling me something ...

Also in January, we attended wrestling in Melbourne and my iconic picture of the Honky Tonk Man getting his throat stepped on is soon one of the most googled images of the Honky Tonk Man on the Internet.

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Check it for yourself:

Google Honky Tonk Man

February made me shiver, with every newspaper I edited to be delivered. Mostly, what made me shiver was the prospect of leaving the warmth of Florida to return north to accept a job offer in Ohio. In February. Timing is everything in life.

I made the announcement right here on Feb. 6:

The Sweetwoods Head to the Land of Thurber

On on Feb. 22, I left Mary to finish packing the condo and loaded up the Kia Sportage to head north. My first day of work was Feb. 25, which was also my birthday...

March featured mostly me getting accustomed to new surroundings, searching for a new place to live and fighting with the Resident Inn's horrible Internet company. I flew back late in the month to help finish packing and after the movers left the Florida condo, we headed north, this time in the Chevy Cavalier with two cats, Louie and Clyde, in the backseat.

April saw us moving into our new home, affectionately known as the Sweetwood's Brady Bunch home.



In May, we continued to get used to our new surroundings and my parents visited My Dad took this great shot at Mill Creek Park:

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And I was THISCLOSE to middleweight champsion Kelly "The Ghost" Pavlik:

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Looking back, June was hectic. Work continued and we spent some time playing in our new surroundings (and kept up on home projects). We saw the Cleveland Indians play, became regulars for the Mahoning Valley Thunder arena football team and my niece Angela and her husband Fred welcomed young Kaleb into the world.

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July was a busy month, too. Mary's Mom visited...

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... and we staged a backyard fireworks spectacular for the Fourth of July.

We hit Cleveland again and took in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum and another Indians game (they always won when we went, by the way). The month ended as we learned how South Shore Drive got it's name: There used to be a small lake where the backyard is and if you get like six inches of rain in an hour, this will happen...

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August was a blur of activity mostly punctuated by our ill-fated vacation to Florida which coincided with the travel plans of Tropical Storm/Hurricane/Tropical Storm Fay. This lead to one of the most popular months ever on Mark's World as we provided full coverage including one memorable, spittle-filled video:

Mark Takes On More Hot Air

But we got to see old friends and make new ones, especially during The Great Tropical Storm Fay Bar Rebellion. As the month ended, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and their wives stopped by for breakfast at the Yankee Kitchen Family restaurant about a mile from our home. Ohio actually got tired of all of the presidential candidates by the end of the campaign. We still can't get Joe Biden out of our house.

The election is over, Joe! Please leave! No, we don't want you to do the dishes again! Yes, we agree, Sarah Palin is a nutjob! You already got our votes! Leave! Sheesh...

Anyway, September saw us all filled with hope at the prospects of a great Chicago Bears season. How sad...

It was a busy month that saw everything from a massive windstorm caused by the remnants of Hurricane Ike, of all things, and the new addition to our family, Sammy!

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Mark's World set all new records for site traffic in October when brother Eric and friend Brad arrived for Bat Week which saw us attend the Screaming Tiki Comic and Pop Culture Convention in nearby Niles. Mary's photos were fantastic:

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November saw the election finally come to an end (OK, Joe? It's over!!) and also saw me call for Rex Grossman to leave the Bears. I even started a site (click the image below):

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My sister turned 51 (!) and Mary and I drove to Ottawa for a pre-Thanksgiving visit that also saw my parents fly up from Florida. We finally got to meet Kaleb in person!

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It struck us that we can be anyplace we want pretty easily from here. The Pittsburgh airport is less than an hour away and we can hit Illinois in a matter of hours. In fact, Chicago will host the Browns next year and Soldier Field is five hours away ...

Mary's Mom Grace came to visit for Thanksgiving and she helped me decorate the house:

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Sammy continued to grow as December came around ...

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... and my parents showed up for an early Christmas!

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However, tragedy struck once again when, on Christmas morning, I dumped the contents of my Christmas cranberry juice into my laptop. But, like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, after drying out for a little more than a week, it's as good as ever!

In fact, I am using it right now to both thank you visiting Mark's World in the past year and to wish nothing but the best to you and everyone you care about in 2009.

More later,


Mark

I Just Can't Help Myself



My Mom is a big Peyton fan. And Kathy Oliveira just sent me an e-mail touting the end of the Bears season. So, I dedicate this to two influential women in my life...

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Mark

Sunday, December 28, 2008

A Very Mary Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring...

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...except for Sammy who had antlers thrust on his head.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care....

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...if you consider "care" some wire wrapped around bricks.

The red stockings were a gift from my sister Karen, by the way.

So many gifts had found their way under the tree...

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... that instead of just two people...

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... it appeared there were presents for 33!

Many of the packages contained outfits for Mary...

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... like this...

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... like this...

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... and this...

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Making it a Very Mary Christmas for one and for all a good night!

More later,


Mark

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Looking A Lot Like Christmas

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My parents and Mary's Mom, Grace, enjoyed (we hope!) an early holiday this past weekend at our home.

As you can see above, Dad read by the glow of our vintage 1965 Sears Roebuck and Co. seven-foot aluminum tree. Don't believe it glows? Check it out:

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Wow! You probably now need sunglasses to continue to look at your computer screen! What makes it glow so? About 800 lights and a multitude of kitschy ornaments from our wacky, yet beloved, collection. Like these:

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My parents basked in our tree's awesomeness:

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Now, we have more pictures to share but many of the pictures feature gifts that are similar to gifts that have yet to arrive at other locations, so those pictures will be delayed for a week or so. Needless to say, in the great Sweetwood tradition, drinks were consumed (including champagne), feasts were prepared by Mary and cool gifts were exchanged.

I got this fantastic jacket:

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Grace got some cool earrings:

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We had a great time! It was terrific enjoying some early holiday cheer with the parents!

More later,


Mark

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Of Blago And Jagoffs...

OK, Tuesday would have been a fun day to be editor of an Illinois newspaper, covering the fourth prison-bound governor of the past eight. And here is the way such an obscene story should be covered:



Not to be outdone, our Tuesday story was the pending homecoming of imprisoned former congressman Jim Traficant:

Jimbo's Coming Home

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Mark

Saturday, December 06, 2008

"Hardrock, Coco and Joe"

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Hey everyone, the Holiday Movies site is all decked out in its holiday finest and ready for you to check out here:

Holiday Movies

All of your old friends are there waiting for you there including "Hardrock, Coco and Joe," "Suzy Snowflake" and George Bailey and the entire "It's a Wonderful Life" gang.

Enjoy!

More later,

Mark

Happy Birthday, Eric!

It's my brother Eric's 45th birthday today!

Here he is from a couple months ago when he visited us in beautiful Ohio:

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That's him hooking up with Batman's Lee Meriwether. We had an awesome weekend together with my great friend Brad Keefauver.

I can hardly believe it was five year's ago that Karen, Bud, Mary and I pulled off his surprise 40th birthday party at Fat Jack's in Bloomington, Ill. An amazing amount of changes have taken place in five years. Yikes.

I am extremely fortunate to have such a terrific brother and a friend like Eric. As we've grown up, we have developed as many similar interests as we have differences (he is finally mature enough to begin to admit that DC sucks and Marvel rules). We still spend a chunk of every Sunday on the phone during Bears games celebrating and/or sympathizing with each other. And we both like our beer.

More importantly, we both like to laugh and appreciate each other's sense of humor whenever we get together.

Have a great day, Eric! Maybe we'll throw you another party at 50!

More later,


Mark

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Extra! Extra! Bathroom Renovated!

Mary is almost done with the second bathroom renovation project here at our awesome new Boardman home.

When we first saw the house, it was hard not to be captivated by the basement bathroom. For one, it was a full bathroom and three full bathrooms seemed a bit much (although cool) for two people. Secondly, the wallpaper featured a newspaper motif. Now, even to two old newspaper fiends, this struck us as a bit over-the-top and shortly after we redid the master bathroom, Mary vowed to overhaul the basement bathroom

So, this:

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OLD LOOK

Was replaced by this:

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NEW LOOK

Mary redid everything from the walls to the ceiling to the floor. I was the chief financier and pounded in floor molding and did the electrical work (Mary even did the plumbing). She did an amazing job!

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OLD VANITY AND SINK

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NEW LIGHT AND SINK

I am so proud of her I even captured her plumbing:

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MARY THE PLUMBER!

Now, I shot the sink area before we added the mirror so that you'd be able to see something other than me taking pictures of a new bathroom. The next project: The Orbit Room!

More later,

Mark

Monday, December 01, 2008

Happy Cyber Monday!

Speaking of Holiday Steals and Deals, here's the site I first developed last year to help shoppers track all of those, uhm, holiday steals and deals:

Holiday Steals and Deals

Enjoy!

More later,


Mark

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Memo to Devin Hester:

• Back⋅ward [bak-werd]
–adverb Also, backwards.
1. toward the back or rear.

• For⋅ward [fawr-werd]
–adverb Also, forwards.
1. toward or at a place, point, or time in advance; onward; ahead: to move forward; from this day forward; to look forward.

They are not the same.

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Mark

P.S. Thanks to the fine folks at Dictionary.com for helping me help Devin.

That Darned Sammy!

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While watching us watching the Bears watch Gus Frerotte throw a 99-yard pass past Charles "Toasted and Dry Roasted Peanuts" Tillman, Sammy crawled into the last remaining nook and/or cranny that he has yet to explore.

For the record, the hit on Frerotte from behind was just as clean as the hit out of bounds Kyle Orton sustained when he got his ankle sprain. Neither play resulted in a flag...

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Mark

Friday, November 28, 2008

How I Spent The Day After Thanksgiving

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With the help of mother-in-law Grace, we transformed our mod house into a cool yule abode.

This year's decorating lessons: I learned how to use a masonry drill bit, how not to buy a wreath at Lowes and how not to throw a fit in Jo-Ann Fabrics and Crafts because no one thought to put the bows near the wreaths that you were forced to buy because the Lowes wreath was stupid.

Instead of making you imagine how the house will look during a fierce Ohio snow storm, I have taken the liberty to augment the photo below:

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More later,

Mark

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey Day Steals and Deals!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am busy today helping crafty shoppers prepare for the big Black Friday shopping day tomorrow over at my blog at The Vindicator's web site. You can find it here:

Holiday Steals and Deals

Hope this finds you and yours enjoying a bountiful holiday feast!

More later,


Mark

Monday, November 24, 2008

Go Yearbook Yourself!

Ah, yearbooks...

Those handy reference guides to our most awkward eras.

Someplace in my vast collection of useless stuff, I have all of my old high school, yearbooks. Since the senior one is 30 years old, I don't see any reason to drag it out and get all depressed about wasted youth.

And hair. My long, lost, beautiful hair...

Sigh...

However, one funny Web site is allowing you to take any current picture of yourself or a friend (or enemy) and transform that picture into a very realistic (not to mention scary) yearbook photo from different eras.

Check it out:

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ME IN THE 1950'S

I think I would have fit in with Wally and the Beaver.

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ME IN 1976

I was a sophomore in high school in 1976 and I think my hair was a lot like this.

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ME IN 1978

This was the year I graduated. My hair was not anything like this. It was more like Peter Brady's.

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ME IN THE 1990'S

Skip and I were totally yuppies, for sure.

You can find the Web site here:

Yearbook Yourself

Have some fun!

More later,


Mark

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Weekend in Ottawa

Our weekend spanned about 900 miles and four generations.

We traveled to visit family in Ottawa, Ill. where I grew up from 1969 until I left for college in 1978 (though I did a stint there after college from 1982 to 1984, too).

My parents had flown in from Florida to visit their great-grandson Kaleb Nimke, the five-month-old son of my niece Angela and her husband Fred. So, my brother Eric and his friend, Jen, came up from Normal, Ill. and Mary and I gave the Kia Sportage a 900-mile workout to join the family.

It was quite the whirl-wind trip: We departed at about 6 p.m. Friday and arrived at our hotel about seven hours later. Saturday we got to meet Kaleb in person and Saturday night my sister Karen and my brother-in-law Bud fed us a delicious ham dinner.

Like all families, we have a lot of fun whenever we get together and we laughed a lot. My sister, who demanded I take down the picture of her in cat-glasses that adorned this site a couple of weeks ago, is such a sweet person, and she always makes me laugh (usually, quite by accident).

It turns out, she still owned those cat-glasses! Though, because of the many, many years that have gone by since her youth, they were crumbling. That made us all laugh even harder.

Kaleb is pure joy. He is a happy little guy and full of smiles and hugs. And we finally got to see Angela and Fred's house that they are refurbishing. It is an amazing project and just as impressive as the sweat equity are the many wonderful pictures of both Kaleb and his older brother, Hunter throughout their home.

We got up early Sunday morning and shot back across Illinois, Indiana and Ohio to arrive at Jillian's in just five hours and 50 minutes. We missed just a bit of the first quarter of the Bears-Packers game, although it would have been fine if we had missed the whole thing, as it turned out.

Anyway, here are some pictures from our great weekend:

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HERE ARE ANGELA, FRED AND KALEB.

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THE ENTIRE GANG, SANS MARY THE PHOTOGRAPHER, GET READY TO DEVOUR HAM.

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ANGELA AND KAELB...

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...GREAT UNCLE MARK AND KALEB...

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...GREAT-GRANDMA AND KALEB...

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...GREAT GRANDPA AND KAELB...

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...GREAT UNCLE ERIC AND KALEB...

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...KAREN AND KALEB...

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...MARK, MARY AND KALEB.

As it turned out, we took a lot of photos of Kaleb... It was a fun-but-exhausting weekend!

More later,


Mark

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Goodbye Rex!

Yes, I have finally been driven over the edge.

Click on the logo below.

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Please visit and add your comments.

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Mark

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Holy Bat-Traffic, Batman!


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One more clip from Batman as my way to boast that between The Adam West/Batman event and politics, Mark's World has never had more visitors!

Plus, those old WWF(E) wrestlers are apparently on a world tour and every time someone googles "Honky Tonk Man" in Germany or China, they are showing up here to view the pics shot by yours truly.

October was a record month and the first week in November was equally impressive.

Thanks for stopping by! And a special shout out to those who return!

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Mark

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Maybe Sarah was Right? You Betcha!

Well, those crazy, liberal hacks at Fox News wasted no time in unleashing another partisan attack on their favorite punching bag: Sarah Palin:



Sheesh...

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Mark
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