We've Upgraded our Amenities!

Howdy!

As ol' James Buffett might say, the weather is here, I wish you were beautiful! That seems more witty in song than in print...

The weather has been beautiful and we wish you were here to share it with us. Here at the famous Casa de Sweetwood Bed & Breakfast, we have augmented our outdoor amenities with you in mind. From the tiki umbrella over our deck table to the new 8x8-foot awning over the new deck bar, you can relax in comfort while choosing sun or shade! You might even find yourself lulled to a nap by the sounds of our gently flowing bamboo water fountain. And our pool now features a floating bar with four floating bar stools!

As always, you can tell the pool is open when you hear Buffet blaring loud enough to scare the neighbors!

All we ask is that you don't hassle one of the owners, Senior Sweetwood, about when he is going to get around to redoing the pool deck...

Summer reservations are going fast! Contact the owners for details.

Meanwhile, you may have noticed augmentations here at Mark's World. The most obvious is a zany, as Jon Stewart might say, moment of zen with the Random Surrealism Generator which will spew a pithy thought - just for you! - every time you visit. As I typed this blog I encountered "I'm afraid I must bottle my frying pan." Hmmm... Indeed!

Today's website suggestion for Mark's Summer Reading Club is: The "Fantastic Four" movie site: FantasticFourMovie.com

The big Marvel blockbuster opens July 8 and will make you forget about "Batman Begins" and that goofy Tom Cruise snoozer "War of the Worlds." Mmmmmmm... Jessica Alba... That'll wake up the summer box office! And talk about perfect casting: "The Shield's" Michael Chiklis as the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing! In fact, I have a bet with my best friend Brad that the Fantastic Four weekend opening will destroy the $49 million of "Batman Begins." He will be humbled once again!

Enjoy the weather!


Mark

P.S. This is the funniest thing I have seen in years: tom cruise.mov